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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, 

created a pussy to their design. 

First was a butcher, 

with smart wit, 

using a knife, 

he gave it a slit, 

Second was a carpenter, 

strong and bold, 

with a hammer and chisel, 

he gave it a hole, 

Third was a tailor, 

tall and thin, 

by using red velvet, 

he lined it within, 

Fourth was a hunter, 

short and stout, 

with a piece of fox fur, 

he lined it without, 

Fifth was a fisherman, 

nasty as hell, 

threw in a fish and gave it a smell, 

Sixth was a preacher, 

whose name was McGee, 

he touched it and blessed it, 

and said it could pee, 

Last was a sailor, 

dirty little runt, 

he sucked it and fucked it, 

and called it a cunt.

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