#94
The SETTING:
Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant, Q & A Portion.
The FINALISTS:
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.....
(Applause! ... Applause!)
QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! ... Applause!)
QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause! ... Applause!)
QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
QUESTION: And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door.....
(Applause! ... Applause!)
QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a laborer.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA: Because it works day and night.
(Applause! ... Applause!)
QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh ... well, opcors, hihihihi ... I can say dat male organs in our country are like chissmis...
QUESTION: Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry. ... Its ano, ahh kuwan ... it means GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION: Hmm ... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy ... dyahe! Hihihihihi! Kasi ... I mean ...because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
