An Interesting fact:
Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.
Boy: can I touch your software?
Girl: first show me your hardware?
Boy: should i install it in your system?
Girl: okay but cover it with anti virus, then install it.
Boy Pulls His Nicker & Asks girl
"Do u Have this? "Girl Lifts
her Skirt & Says" My Mom Says
If u Have This u Can Get Plenty
Of those!
Guy:-Two times two is four,
Four plus five is nine.
I can put mine in yours but you cant put yours in mine.
Girl:-Two times two is four,
Four plus five is nine.
I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.
