#24
Guy comes to work on Monday. His buddy gets a cup a coffee and stands next to him.
Buddy: What did you do on the weekend?
Guy: Craziest thing. I was walking home from work along the railroad tracks and I found this girl tied to the train tracks. It was weird, just tied up to the tracks like it was some old timey movie.
Buddy: What did you do?
Guy: I untied her and took her home. We had sex all weekend. I did everything to her. Every position I knew. We had sex throughout my house. Friday night, all day Saturday and Sunday. I even nailed her once more before I left for work today. She had long legs, round hips, beautiful ass, thin waist and a huge rack. I couldn't believe my luck.
Buddy: What did her face look like?
Guy: I don't know. Never found the head.
