#21
Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel.
The guy that owned it had 18 daughters so the first man went up to they’re father and said, "Can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
The father said "No, but you can sleep with the pigs."
The second man went to the father and said "Can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
The father said "No, but you can sleep with the cows."
The third man said "Can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
The father said "yes." So in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast.
The first man said, "I slept like a pig" the second man said "I slept like a cow." the third man said "I felt like a golfer" the father asked why? The man said, "cause I got my balls in 18 holes."