Three guys are at a bar, when another man comes in and starts drinking. Pretty soon he's very drunk and out of control. He confronts the three men, puts his hands on his hips and says to the one on the left:
"I've fucked your mom!"
Then he says to the one in the middle: "Your mom's sucked my cock."
While the first two are still getting over their shock, he says to the one on the right: "I've had your mom up the ass, what do you think of that?"
"We all think you're drunk, Dad -- go home!"
