#88
A man is sitting in the pub, having a round with his pals when the most gorgeous woman enters the room. The man is dumbfounded by this woman's beauty and comments about her to his mates.
"Yeah, she is pretty good." his mate replies, "Pity she's a man."
The man is shocked. "Fuck off she is." he says.
"No, it's true. A friend of mine knows him personally."
The man is disappointed that such a fine looking woman, is in fact a man. But at the same time, he is curious. He tells his mates that he is going to find out what sex he/she really is.
So the man goes up to the 'woman' and strikes up a conversation. They hit it off really well. and the man is loving it because this woman is even better close up. Before long the man suggests that he drive them out to a secluded spot and get to know each other. The woman agrees. Before the man can say 'fuckmewithatenfootbargepole' they have driven to the woods and are getting hot and heavy in the back of the car. The continue the 'clothes on' making out for a while, until the woman gets out of the car, explaining that she has to answer to the call of nature.
This is my chance says the man, "I'll follow her and find out what sex she is."
So he walks into the woods ducking behind trees in case he is seen, until he sees the woman standing with something long dangling between her legs.
"Fuck me she's got a dick!" he thinks, "She's a man." the man is outraged and races towards her, dives down and grabs the thing between her legs.
"Oh my gosh!" The woman cries, "I didn't know you were following me!"
"And I didn't know you were taking a shit." the man replies.
