~Tweek
When I got out of the shower, the bathroom door swung wide open. I managed to put a towel on my waist as the gnome chuckled. "There's no need to worry about hiding your junk, I've seen it before. Underwear gnome, remember? Anyway, your crush is here so go let him in now!"
I rushed out of the bathroom to see Craig looking up from his phone as he heard the door open. His cheeks turned red when he noticed I'm in a towel. "Come in! I'm so sorry. I was taking a shower!" He looked away from me and came in. The gnome ran and hid as Craig entered the room. This is so awkward! "I'm going to go get dressed and then we can play a game." He chuckled and smiled. "Whatever Tweekster."Right before I got into the hallway, my towel was yanked of my body. The gnome stared up at me, smirking. I looked over my shoulder to see Craig staring, his phone was pointed at me as he quickly took a photo. I bolted into my room and put clothes on. Ah! I can't believe he saw my ass and took a picture of it! What if he blackmail me with it?! That would be awful!
As I got dressed the gnome came in and smiled. "Your doing great kid! When you left he was looking at the pic of your ass. I bet he's still looking at it!" I blushed. Now things will get awkward if i don't play it off cool! To much pressure! Walking back into the living room was awkward until Craig laughed. "You still can't get those buttons right."
He walked over and buttoned them correctly. We were standing so close that I could feel his breath on my neck. It was my turn to make a conversation. "So uh I thought we could order a pizza instead of making it? If its okay with you, I mean. We can make it if you want! Uhm..." Craig sat himself back on the couch, "Cool, saves time. We could even watch a movie."
I ordered the pizza. Nothing special just a pepperoni pizza. When I walked back to the couch there was a Red Racer movie on. We watched that for a bit, it was funny seeing Craig react to a new movie based on his old favorite show. He would always point out if something was wrong or make fun of the voices. Finally the doorbell ringed.
I walked over to the door, taking out my wallet. Behind the door was a tall boy, he looked about a year or so older then me. The guy smiled, flashing his white teeth. "That will be $10, cutie!" I blushed ad gave him the ten. Before he gave me the pizza he wrote his number on the recite. "Your really cute, I'm Wade by the way. What's your name?"
"T-tweek." He smiled and nodded. We ended up talking for a bit before Craig came and demanded the pizza. Wade and Craig looked at each other for a while before Wad spoke. "Hi, my names Wade. Tweek didn't tell me he's got a bf." Before I could respond, Craig has already told him we're not together.
"Oh well, Tweek call me if you wanna hang out or go on a date! Bye cutie!" Wade says, while going to his car. I shut the door and put the pizza on the coffee table as Craig sat down silently. "Hey, can I get me a drink while your up?"
"Sure what do you want?" Craig shrugged. Typical. I came back with two cokes while Craig looked at the recite. He looked kind of annoyed and upset, is it because Wade gave me his number? Is he jealous? The gnome was peeking in, trying his best not to laugh. "H-here's your drink. Is something wrong?"
Craig shrugged and gave me the recite. "No, but it looks like someone got a man crush on you, bro!" He smiled but you can easily tell it was fake, his eyes gave it away. I laughed. "Maybe, anyway lets eat!" We finished watching the Red Racer movie and decided to watch a show called Worlds Dumbest Inventions. It was really fun and eventually Craig and I made up stupid inventions. The toaster turned into a bread canon and the floor turned to lava.
"Craig!" I yelled as I almost fell of the couch. Craig grabbed my hand and yanked me to him but I stated slipping off. "Tweek I'm pregnant with your child!" He yelled holding my hands tighter. "Fuck that shit." I yanked my hands out of his and got on my back, pretending to have died in the lava.
"Tweek! Nooo!" Craig sobbed into his hands, dramatically. I laughed and stood up, at that moment he pulled me into a hug. I blushed, his scent was everywhere! "Your alive!" We both laughed and kept watching tv. I don't know when but I fell asleep...
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FanfictionTweek needs advise about Craig. He has been questioning their fake relationship for a while and it seems an underpants gnome has taken a interest in Tweeks love life!