A little advise

offer

~Tweek

Today was the day I was going on a blind date to meet Wade and his boyfriend, Peter. Craig and I have spoken a bit, but not about the whole I love you thing. Every time I try it bring it up he changes the subject.

Wade seems very happy about the date and says I would be a good influence on the boy. From what he told me, the boy is a tad bigger then me with a love of being outside. It wasn't that hard to guess who it was.

I got dressed and I ended up wearing a dark green button up with black jeans, to top it all off was a random pair of sneakers.

I grabbed my keys and headed towards the restaurant. When I looked this place up, it instantly made me nervous. Tonight is karaoke night and you know dang well that Wades gonna try to get everyone to sing.

Once I got there, Wade waved and dragged me to the table. The restaurant was nice and cozy, it wasn't even busy. Peter introduced himself. He was a very smart guy with a love of spiders.

After a couple of minutes the bell on the door ranged. Wade smiled as the person sat next to me. It was the one and only, Christophe aka ze Mole

Mole looks over to me and chuckles. "Ze spaz? I zont think we will work, I told you, I want Gregory and only him."

Wade's smiles fall but the replaces with a grin. "How about we use Tweek to get Gregory jealous!" Mole looked at me then Wade, he has not thought of this idea and was sure it would work.

Mole told me that him and Gregory has a thing going on, but Gregory wanted to see people on the side, to make sure they were meant for each other. That's why Mole was here at the moment. I told him about the whole Craig thing, Mole chuckled and called him a pussy.

Wade smiled in delight when I said I'll help Mole out. Who knows, maybe Craig will see us together and actually try to get me back. Sure, what Mole said is true, but Craig is bad with emotions.

Mole smiled when his phone started beeping. "Gregory is near. I put a tracking chip in his phone." Wade laughed and headed over to a small juke box in the corner. "How bout we dance!" He put on some weird old song that was actually danceable too.

Wade grabbed Peter and started dancing, Mole got up, then grabbed my hand, yanking me to my feet. We danced along, well tried to. I am not a dancer, but Mole was one hell of a dancer.

He ended up flinging my head back in a dip. When he did that, I saw people outside watching us. There were to faces I recognized right away, Craig and Gregory.

Mole must've seen them because he brought me back up and kissed my cheek. The crowed outside smiled then start walking away. Craig and Gregory walked inside.

Gregory said he was in shock that Mole could move that way, with such grace. Mole smiled and patted my back. " Don't forget Tweek. E waz very good."

Gregory nodded and gave me a high five. Craig gave Mole a face, his eye brows were down, when he saw me he smiled. "Didn't know you can move liked that." I smiled back.

"Ey Tweek. Would you like to go four wheeling tomorrow? It will be fun" Mole asked, Gregory looked at him funny.

"Actually, Tweek and I are going to hangout tomorrow. " Mole shrugged and walked out with Gregory in tow. Wade and Peter smiled from the booth while giving me a thumbs up.

" I'll pick you up tomorrow around 12." I nodded while watching Wade try to eat a whole burrito in one bite.

Craig looked over at him and chuckled, " Reminds me of Clyde, but he's more taller and stronger. Also Wade is smarter then the little cry baby.

We left and went home. Unknowingly to us, Wade ended up dislocating his jaw to eat the burrito.

Told you guys! Bet you didn't expect Mole.