A little advise

advise from a GNOME!!

~Tweek

I sighed, taking a seat in the dining room. Relationships are to much pressure! Even though Craig and I don't really have a real relationship, its just for show. Everyone wanted us to be gay for each other and in the end, I ended up falling in love with Craig Tucker.

Something tapped my shoulder causing me to jump from my seat, the chair fall to the ground. A gnome was looking at me with a questioning look. They all knew I twitch and spaz out at times so they were completely used to it .

"Gah! D-don't take m-my underwear!" I screamed. My hands found their way into my hair and started grabbing  it for dear life. The gnome put his hands up in a surrender like manner. I slowly picked the chair back up and sat back down.

"I won't take your underwear but I am curious about what is bothering you. You have been les responsive and you don't even realize we were in your room taking your underwear at times! What the heck, man?!" He yelled out the last part.

"W-well I have been thinking about me and Craig's relationship..." Wow the pills mom got me are working. I'm not stuttering that much! I almost sound normal. The gnome took a seat on the table and smiled. Was he actually interested in my love life! Its almost non existent so there's no much to talk about. "Is that the odd fellow with the blue hat? The one your supposedly dating?"

I nodded, wondering how he knew this. Maybe he heard me talking to myself or read my journal. Or both!  "Don't give me that face. With you mumbling and that little book of yours, we gnomes know everything! Sooo what happen give me the dets!"

"Well I kinda mighta sorta love Craig, but I don't know how he would react to this! The most we ever did was hold hands! Ack! Why is love so stressful!" The gnome laughed and shrugged.

"It just is, kid. Anyway about your boyfriend problem.  You should invite him over and do a ton of things he likes to do like make his favorite food, watch Red Racer, and play games!  Then right as he is about to leave tell him. Oh, and to make sure you don't mess anything up I'll help you!" The gnome said excitedly. Yeesh he's looking forward to it more than me. 

"I'll text him to see if he'll be able to come over tonight."  The gnome nodded and headed into the kitchen. What's his favorite food again? Duh, Pizza! We could make a pizza together! That sounds like fun. I texted Craig about hanging out tonight and he said he would be here at six, which is in like two hours.

The gnome said that making a pizza together would be cute and fun. I cleaned up for a bit then decided to go take a shower.