A little advise

( not sure what to name this one)

"Craig, I-I think I love you."

The instant I said that, my eye's snapped closed tightly with fear an excitement. After a couple of minutes of nothing, my eye's slowly opened. Craig was no where to be seen, his chair turned to the side he bolted when I said the words. I walked home with my head hung low, my heart hurting. I really thought he would say yes or at least  be able to laugh it off.

The house was silent, like it usually is. I'm practically the only one who lives here. I smiled bit when my phone vibrated, it was a photo of Wade and Peter (Deadpool x Spiderman baby!) with a message at the bottom.

'You should meet Peter sometime!' -W

'Sure, just let me know when.' -T

We agreed to meet in a couple of days at some off the wall restaurant. Wade and I talked for a bit. I ended up telling him about what happened with Craig, which Wade was upset to hear. He cheered up instantly when he decided to put me on a blind double date.

Normally I would be scared of this but honestly, what else could go wrong? I shouldn't be letting this get me down. So what if he don't love me?! I'm fucking awesome! His loss. My loss... There is never going to be a person like him, but that's South Park. Everyone's different in there own little way. Maybe it wasn't meant to be.

I put on some music and started cleaning, I was just in one of those sad cleaning house wife moods. Music makes everything better! It can build you up and let you down, make you sway your hips or be super confident in what your doing.

I can't believe I went for it and he ran. Maybe he was just surprised? Yeah, that's it. It startled him and he has to think about it. Soon he'll be at my doorstep giving me an answer.

(No one is ever going to guess who the blind date is! Yes, he is in South Park!)