Harry: where did mah babe go?
Harry: no hang on I got this.
Harry: HIS EYES ARE AS GREEN AS PICKLED TOAD-
Ginny: HARRY JAMES POTTER I WILL MURDER YOU
Harry: found her
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"Now remember, it's your first day of Hogwarts, so listen to your professors and no fighting, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt."
Ginny Potter
[to James, September 1st 2016]~
Headcanon that Harry won Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile award at some point and Ginny spent the rest of the month pretending to swoon and faint every time the corner of his mouth so much as quirked upward
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harry: where did ginny go?
harry: *cups hands over mouth to make a megaphone*
harry: HARRY POTTER SUCKS
ginny: from the other side of the room:
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?harry: there she is
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"Ginny Weasley? yeah she's alright, kind of cool I gue— [trips, thousands of pictures of Ginny spill out of his pockets] wait shit, these aren't mine, I swear— [hurriedly gathers up pictures] I'm only holding them for a friend— [more pictures spill out] fuck wait, I can explain— oh my god just listen"
- Harry James Potter
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Pansy [loudly, in the middle of the Great Hall]: Fuck Harry Potter
Draco & Ginny: I'm freaking trying
Draco: ...
Ginny: ...
Draco: *hisses*
Ginny: *growls*
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The night before James' first day
Harry: I wonder which house he'll be i-Harry and Ginny: Gryffindor
Ginny: you know, when I had my sorting, I kept thinking I'd be the only Weasley to not be in Gryffindor. I certainly didn't feel brave
Harry: I can't see you as being anything other than a Gryffindor
Ginny: even when I opened the chamber?
Harry: look at it this way. I'd say we had the most interesting first date of any couple
Ginny: Tom Riddle was there
Harry: He was chaperone!
Ginny: *kisses him....
Harry: see, that's why we needed a chaperone
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Okay here's some Hinny bc I have done non at all... maybe some drarry or some wolfstar for the next chapter ;)
~Allie
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Harry Potter Convos
FanfictionThis is basically a book of Harry Potter jokes, conversations, head cannons, memes etc.