Some wolfstar (Remus and Sirius)
for yalls.~
Sirius: *cleaning his new motorbike shirtless*
Remus: Man, I could ride that any time.
James: I thought you didn't like
motorbikes.Remus: Who's talking about the motorbike?
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(They are in the waiting room at the hospital while Lily is giving birth)
Sirius: I'm just saying, kids are scary. Moony and I were babysitting my cousin's kid, Dora...she's seven. She kept following Moony around and asking him to Marry her. So I told her 'No, Dora. Moony has to marry me.' and she looks me dead in the eye and says 'But you're older than me, so you'll die first. then can i have him?'
James: Well, you know what they say...you can take the kid away from the Nobel House of Black, but that won't make them less terrifying....
Sirius: ...I'm so happy you're having a kid so I can hang out with it all the time and then give it back when shit gets weird.
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Headcanon that Remus Lupin once used a spell to cover his scars, but Sirius undid the spell and said to him," show your scars, they show you're a fighter, not a victim." And Remus breaking down into Sirius' shoulder
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Drunk Sirius: oi potter i need to tell u somtihing
James: go on m8
Sirius: i thikn im in love with rems. rremufd. wait i got this. im in love wiht im fukc oh god bloody werewolf im in love with
James: go tell him
Remus: how the fuck do you even understand what he's talking about
James: i have a master degree in sirius drunk bullshits
Sirius: oi werewolf
Sirius: i thikn i wannto make out w ur face
James: do you want me to translate
Remus:
Remus: honestly i just want whatever the fuck he has been drinking
~Lily: *points to James* this is my boyfriend.
Lily: *points to Sirius* and this is my boyfriend's boyfriend.
Lily: *points to Remus* and this is my boyfriend's boyfriend's boyfriend.
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James: I love summer
Peter: Damn hot tho.
*Sirius puts his hair in a bun*
Remus: I freaking love summer.
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James: Sirius, are you okay? You zoned out.Sirius: it's just...
James: just what?
Sirius: Remus -
James: oh god
Sirius: is so fucking cute
James: this is third time this morning I stg
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Remus: *goes home for the summer break of the 5th year as the same old moony, awakward tall and wearing his weird jumpers*
*Year six on the train*
Sirius : heyyyy moon- *gaps and heart does flips*
Remus: hey Sirius, *had a growth spurt and is no longer awkward tall but hot type of tall, has his hair cut so u can see his beautiful green eyes*
Sirius : *runs to bathroom to check his hair*
~Sorry if you don't ship but omg I do... but absolutely love Remus and Tonks together.
Dramione will be the next chapter.-Allie
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Harry Potter Convos
FanfictionThis is basically a book of Harry Potter jokes, conversations, head cannons, memes etc.