Harry Potter Convos

Drarry

Harry has priorities

Draco: i'm going to streak across the school grounds

Draco: i'm going to hex mcgonagall

Draco: i'm going to make out with buckbeak

Draco: ...

Draco: i'm going to dye my hair black

Harry: *gasps* NO

Draco: why the hell did it take THAT to get your attention

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Harry: Draaay!

Draco: What?

Harry: Where're my Auror robes?

Draco: What?

Harry: Where. are my Auror robes?!

Draco: ...

Draco: I uhh.. put it away!

Harry: Whereee?

Draco: Why do you need to know?

Harry: I need it!

Draco: No way, Potter! You aren't going to back out on this one to do some daring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Harry: But the wizarding world's in danger!

Draco: My evening's in danger!

Harry: You tell me where the bloody robes are, Malfoy! We are talking about the greater good!

Draco: Greater good? Sod off, Potter! I am your boyfriend! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

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Draco: *enters room and notices harry isn't looking at him*

Draco: Oi Potter!

Draco: Scar head!

Draco: Glasses!

Draco: You with the atrocious hair!

Draco: That I love.

Draco: And the pretty green eyes...

Draco: And those muscular quidditch player thighs.

Draco: *sighs* Dreamy McWizard Hunk.

Harry: Um, what the fuck?

Draco: OBLIVIATE!

Draco: Dammit not again!

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Tonks: everybody's got a gay cousin

Draco: I don't have a gay cousin

Tonks: yes but I do

Draco: ...

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Draco: wow the stars are beautiful tonight!

Harry: yeah they are

Draco: you know what else is beautiful?

Harry: *blushes* what

Draco: me of course

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Draco: potter... potter is it true you fainted? you actually fainted

Ron: shove off Malfoy

Draco: shut up I'm checking on my boyfriend bby you okay do you want my rather to sue the train

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Okay here's Drarry bc who doesn't like a little drarry

~Allie