"i'm home!" phil called out to his parents, who probably weren't home, or perhaps were passed out or sleeping with someone.
phil tossed his rucksack on the ground and walked slowly up the stairs, past his mum and dad's room, then to his own.
phil sat on his bed, lifting his phone a distance from his face and beginning to type a text.
to: jish the fish
from: killphil
((see what i did there lmao))
joshua dun where the hell have you been ??
to: killphil
from: jish the fish
with my cute lil tyjo f off phil lmao
to: killphil
from: jish the fish
OMF HES TICKLING ME I LOVE
to: jish the fish
from: killphil
goals tbqh. anyways, u coming to rugby tomorrow??
to: killphil
from: jish the fish
maybe- only if tyty is coming. lemme ask him.
to: killphil
from: jish the fish
he said yes, ill be there bb
to: jish the fish
from: killphil
stop calling me bb u fooken rat jfc
a longer chapter for my lil beans that i love a lot
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soap ↛ phan
Fanfictiondan howell is a nerd with dreams (and bullies). phil lester is a gay rugby player with extremely homophobic parents. songfic to melanie martinez's soap including- jock!phil and bullied!nerd!dan
