that night, phil got two friend requests on facebook. one from 'dan howell XD' and another from 'charlie skies (rlly charlie casey tho)'
"are you.. kidding me?!" phil yelled at his computer screen. charlie wants to be called charlie skies? because of dan? he doesn't even like the skies that much, like chill.
"shut up, phil! you bloody idiot!"
"sorry, mum.." phil mumbled.
"damn right, son!" she hissed. she was probably drinking, but then again, when was she not?
phil sighed as he scrolled down dan's facebook page.
"self proclaimed astrology nerd" phil laughed quietly at dan's 'occupation'. this boy was really going somewhere, huh. 'unlike me'. phil bitterly thought.
next, phil stalked charlie, which wasn't the brightest of ideas.

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soap ↛ phan
Fanfictiondan howell is a nerd with dreams (and bullies). phil lester is a gay rugby player with extremely homophobic parents. songfic to melanie martinez's soap including- jock!phil and bullied!nerd!dan