"are you joking?" phil hissed as he looked through charlie's facebook. what should he have expected?
phil sighed then set his laptop down, sighing again and proceeded put his face in his pillows.
why was phil feeling like this? he couldn't be gay. just kidding he knew he was gay. but he didn't have a crush on dan right? maybe he was still just angry about charlie or possibly both?
that night, phil tossed and turned in bed whilst he thought about everything and came to the conclusion that he was mad about both things, because dan was an amazing, cute angel bean and charlie was satan, out to ruin dan's innocence (like he did to phil) or ruin phil's goddamn life.
school wasn't much better. all his friends were either sick or snogging their significant other.
"phil! phil, phil, phil!" a voice called after him as he walked down the hall.
"yeah? what do you want?" phil replied before seeing someone slightly shorter than him with half dyed hair
"phil, i need you to come over to my house tonight, okay? great. thanks, bye."
and just like that, melanie was gone.
lmao i bet this was hard to follow

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Fanfictiondan howell is a nerd with dreams (and bullies). phil lester is a gay rugby player with extremely homophobic parents. songfic to melanie martinez's soap including- jock!phil and bullied!nerd!dan