Please don't scream at me. I am so sorry if your notifications were flooding with jokes you've already read.
I accidentally unpublished the wrong book. How the heck I managed that, I don't know.
Anyway, here's a new joke, in hopes that it will make you feel a little better.
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Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they started arguing about the pronounciation of the towns name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter one asked the employee, "before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?"
The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrr,gerrrrr, Kiiiiiiing!"