The Reverend Huw Jones, a Minister from Wales, was travelling home one night and was greatly annoyed when a young man, much the worse for drink, came and sat next to him on the bus.
"Young man," the Minister, declared in a rather pompous tone, "do you not realise you are on the road to perdition?"
"Oh, hell and botheration," retorted the drunkard, "I could have sworn this bus went to Llanelli."
