Have you heard about the latest machine on the pier at Llandudno?
You put ten pence in and ask it any question and it gives you a true answer.
One holiday maker from Cardiff tried it last week.
He asked the machine, "Where is my father?"
The machine replied, "Your father is fishing in South Wales."
Well, he thought, that's daft for a start because my father is dead.
"Where is my mother's husband?"
Back came the reply, "Your mother's husband is buried in Cardiff but your father is still fishing in South Wales."