"So how on earth did you get yourself into THIS kinda car accident?" The officer asked me. "Well....do ya want the truth?" I asked him. "Truth." He murmured. Why on earth would he be annoyed with ME?! "Well ya see me and my imaginary friend Jon were taking a drive....and it was all going just wonderfully...just up until he wanted me to swerve quickly for fun. Like you'd see in a movie. That was fun enough for Jon for a little while....but soon he wanted me to switch lanes. Now, Jon and I had just recently made up from a huge fight...so I didn't want to mess anything up...ya know? Well that kept him entertained for about 3 minutes. THEN Jon wanted me to go 120 mile an hour. And that sir is how I got into a car accident." I finished confidently. After a few minutes of mr police man staring at me blankly he finally broke the silence. "HOW HIGH ARE YOU!?" He yelled/asked me. "No officer...it's 'hi. How are you?'"
That was joke number 1! Now incase anyone didn't get that the entire joke was the "no it's hi how are you?" Thing....I think it's funny....laugh peasants.
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-Ashley
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