Random stuff i feel like saying.

Corny stupid jokes

If your atheist you'll most likely be offended. So if you don't want to read these next couple jokes don't.

Atheism is a nonprofit organization...

This one is stupid.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

God.

Who?

God.

Who?

God.

Must have been the wind....

OK READ AGAIN....unless you were reading anyways...cause your not a atheist....CARRY ON!

MEAN-ish JOKES

Q: a man walked into an elevator and pressed the '7' button. Then he got off and walked to the 15th floor where he lives. Why'd he walk?

A: he's a midget

Marriage jokes.....

Differences between men and women

Women have a number of flaws...men only have two...everything they say...and everything they do.

There are two times men don't understand women...before and after marriage.

Any married man should forget all of his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering

Stupid witty jokes....

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

War doesn't determine who's right...only who's left.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger...then it hit me..

Take my advice. I won't use it anyways!

Nothing political is correct

Always remember that you are unique! Just like everyone else.

There are 3kinds of people...those who are good at math...and those who aren't...

Every time I find the meaning if life they change it!

I'm a nobody. Nobody is perfect...therefore I'm perfect!

Today a man asked me for a small donation towards a new town pool....I gave him a glass of water

Why be difficult when you could be impossible?

A Old people joke !

What's the best part about being 100?

No peer pressure.

A/N this is super short! Like really..I know I'm sorry guys ='^(

Please forgive me? Ok also I saw on some books there's a question on the bottom of the page....so I'm gonna do that now....just to see if anyone answers...please answer!

Q: what I your favorite chapter?

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Igloo!

Xx-Ashley