You- I just bought a round bale for you, all for you😏😏
Horse- really?! I love..... Hay!!
You- 😕😕 was hoping you would say that you would love me😂😂 but who am a kidding, hay is way better than me. Even tho I spent 250 on it
Horse- Do you have treats?
You- yes.....
Horse- I love you I love you I love you
You- I love you to my little baby😊😊
Horse- I'm little? You always call me a "big sh*t head tho
You- cause you are my big little bratty baby
Horse- Sure