Horse- so I was thinking
You- What?
Horse- What if horses Couldn't text?
You- Life would be so much more peaceful!
Horse- Naw, it would be boring!
You- I wouldn't have my phone dinging all the time
Horse- Still, it'd be very boring
You- I dare you to not next me all day!
Horse- Ok, starting now
1 hour later
You- Good job so far!
Horse- I know right!
You- Ya lost idiot!
Horse- Meanie
You- Fat whale
