Horse- I need a friend
You- I literally just bought that mini mule as a petite pet!
Horse- What mini mule?
You- The one in the far left corner in your pasture
Horse- Ohhhh, that one. I don't like him that much
You- Why?
Horse- He's a meany!
You- Stahp being a wimp!
Horse- I'm not a wimp though
You- Yes you are! The mini mule is like a 4th of your size!
Horse- Nah
