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Fat Whale- Guess who's back, back again!

Human- Wow, so you text em after not texting me for like, 10 minutes

Human- New record

Fat Whale- Finally

Human- What do you need

Fat Whale- A favor

Human- Like what?

Fat Whale- Some of that good stuff

Human- DRUGS!

Fat Whale- No no no no no. That really good hay

Human- Ohhhhh. You can't have that

Fat Whale- Why?

Human- It'll make you either founder or colic.

Fat Whale- Why?

Human- One way is that you could eat too much too quickly and get it compacted in your gut somehow, or 2, get even fatter. If that is possible

Fat Whale- Ughhhhh. You suck

Human- Sorry that I care about you

Whale hoe is back guyssssssss

I felt so bad for not updating this for like, a month. So here ya go. I meant to update a while ago, but it kept slipping my mind

Anyways, we got a new horse at the barn today named Rocky. Thick af. Quarter horse/ Percheron cross. Mostly Percheron though

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