Fat Whale- I feel bloated
Human- It's probably all that hay that you ate while I was gone for Thanksgiving 😒
Fat Whale- I didn't eat that much
Human- 3 bales is actually a lot of hay
Fat Whale- I didn't eat all of the 3 bales, slept in one
Human- That's hay that I could've used🙃
Fat Whale- So? That turkey you are could've been used
Human- For what?
Fat Whale- A companion. A friend. IT HAD A LIFE YA KNOW
Human- Don't even start with this now🙂
Fat Whale- Why not Peasant
Human- I won't feed you treats for a month if you continue up with this
Fat Whale- You wouldn't!
Human- Oh but I will
Fat Whale- Fine I'm sorry
Human- That's better. I love you and see you later❤️
Fat Whale- I love food too
Fat Whale- I mean you. Stupid autocorrect
IM A DAY LATE OH MY GOSH AHHHHHH
I'LL MAKE IT UP
ILL DO AN UPDATE ON WEDNESDAY
PEOPLE SPAM ME IF I DONT
LOVE YA MA WHALESSSSS
On another note, who was your thanksgiving? Or if you don't celebrate it, how was your week?
