Horse- Aye
You- what
Horse- I did something bad.....
You- What did you do?!
Horse- Ummmmm
You- Tell me now!
Horse- You know the trainers new expensive horse right?
You- Yes....
Horse- Well, that horse may have lost a shoe and have a cut on its bum
You- how'd you do it?
Horse- Chasing him round and round then kicking him hard when he tried to bite me!
You- self defense?
Horse- Yup!
You- it's your turn to tell her!
