2. Monroe

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"What am I, your personal Grimmopedia?"

"Blutbad - vulgarized by your ancestors as the big bad wolf. What, did you just get the books tonight?"

"How do I stay good? Through a strict regimen of diet, drugs and Pilates."

"Don't you dare say heel."

"Am I too late? Oh no, I can't be too late, you're still alive. That's a good thing."

"How long have you been at this? You seem kinda new."

"So we're just kind of jumping out of the old airplane without a parachute here, huh?"

"He ate a baby. That's rude."

"These guys, they carry grudges to the grave. And usually it's your grave."

"No way, dude. I can't be around that guy. He's way too potent. I almost bought him a drink."

"Oh right, her again, Aunt Marie, right? Yeah, I couldn't sleep the last two nights thinking old Aunt Marie was gonna cut off my head and stick it on a lamppost. That's how my great Grandma ended up ... you know."

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