I was sitting on the couch when Troye said
"people call you coffee because you grind so fine."
"Oh god Troye stop" I say.
"If we were both squirrels I'd store my nuts in your hole."
"OH MY GOD TROYE STOP OH MY OH MY IM LEAVING!" I laugh as I get off the couch.
I get up to go to our bedroom when Troye says
"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle"
"TROYE WHAT ARE YOU DOING" I laugh
Troye gets up and walks towards me.
"I'm no weather man or anything but you'll be expecting more than a few inches tonight"
"...Oh Is ThAt So" I giggle
"MHmmMmmM" Troye cooed into my ear.
"Oh my gosh you're so cheesy Troye." I say.
"I just can't help it!! You must be a keyboard because you're just my type." Troye giggled back.
"Oh my goodness Troye where do you even get these?!" I wipe tears from my eyes from laughing so hard.
"I don't know... But hey lets play the titanic!!!" Troye squeals
Wait what Troye? I say puzzled
".... I'll be the iceberg and I'll go down on you."
"TROYE!" I playfully scold
Troye then grabs my hand and takes us to the bed.
"noOOooOooooOo I have work to do Troye." I chuckle.
"But- but I'm so tall, you don't even have to get on your knees" Troye pathetically says.
"HOLY SHIT TROYE WHY OH MY GOD" I say flustered
"You seem to be lacking vitamin D... I can fix that tonight" Troye smirks
"Troye you're so oh my god" I laugh.
"Is this Monsters Ink? Because I hope you can control your screams tonight"
"Baby please you're too much" I say laughing as I flop on the bed.
"Do you have a pencil because I want to erase your past and write our future" Troye says coming closer.
"YOU'RE SO CHEESY TROYE"
"Okay okay okay I'll stop, just one more okay" Troye giggled.
"Ahhhhh okayyyyyy" I coo.
Troye pulls me off the bed so I am standing in front of him. He grabs my hands and I give him a confused look.
"The only thing I want to change about you" Troye pauses.
I just stand there thinking about what Troye would want to change about me.
Troye then gets down on one knee and continues what he said
"and that would be your last name."
And then he pulls out a black velvet box and opens it to find a beautiful ring.
"........... TROYE DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME WITH A PICKUP LINE. " I laugh starting to cry.
All I see is Troye stand there in horror as he waits for my answer..
I take a dramatic pause to "think" think about my already obvious answer.
"OF COURSE I WANT TO MARRY YOU TROYE!!! THATS THE GREATEST PROPOSAL EVER" I practically laugh/ sob.
I then hear Troye breath a sigh of relief as I wrap my arms around him.
"You're so cheesy Troye!" I say still hugging the love of my life.
"HEY YOU LOVE IT!" Troye laughs as he still has his head resting on my shoulder.
I can't lie... I really do love it. I love everything about this dork that I can now call my fiancé.
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I never realized how fucking weird pickup lines were... Rip
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Tronnor oneshots.
Fiksi RemajaSmall stories about two boys named Connor Franta and Troye Sivan that are in love, were in love, or that will fall in love. Along the way there are many surprises. Enjoy
