Sometimes A Sadist is Better than A Doctor When You're Sick (and the others)

Sometimes You Want Proof of Their Love, Don't You?

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"Tch! Die you sadist!" Kagura clenched her right hand into a fist, ready to punch Sougo face and toss him into the moon.

But... Before she can touch him, suddenly her head hurts so much. She can heard an annoying voice inside her head and that makes her head so dizzy.

"China?" Sougo called her when she put her two hands to hold her head, he looked so worried, "Oi did that black-thingy taste so bad?"

"Shut up... You made my head more dizzy..." Still holding her head she slowly open her eyes to look, um glare actually, to Sougo before she lose her conscious.

Looking at Kagura's small body slowly fell down into her bed, Sougo widened his eyes and took a step closer to her.

"China!"

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"China? Oi China! If this is a prank it's not funny! Oi! Wake up now or I throw you into the sea! Tch."

Sougo runs outside the room. Calling the nurse and the doctor to come and check Kagura.

"Her fever is getting higher than before... How terrifying a Yato's disease..."

'Yato disease? Isn't it just a normal fever?'

"Thanks doc."

"Yeah, we're sorry but... We did our best. Please take care of your girlfriend until the end."

"Even the doctor is fooled by her... *sigh* I'm sure her cold just get worse or something." Sougo sat down in the chair beside Kagura, "And... Who the hell want to be this brat's boyfriend?"

Tick... Tock... Tick... Tock...

Feeling really bored, without nothing he can do inside that room, he wanted to go home and annoy Hijikata. But when he almost take off his butt from the chair he heard a voice.

"Gin-chan... Pay my salary..." He heard the Yato girl calling her Earth-father's name.

Souichi-- I mean Sougo, (Gin-san stop making me forget his name) sat back on his chair, poking at Kagura head.

"Tch, 'Gin-chan, Gin-chan' is all in your small head." he said. (I think someone is jelly)

"Don't worry Danna and the others really love you," he then stop poking at Kagura head and now he pat her head a few times, "I'm surprised that they didn't notice that you actually feigning your illness. How stupid of them. They lived with you for the longest time than anyone else too."

"Stupid brat. Making everyone worry about you."

Tick... Tock... Tick... Tock...

Meanwhile outside the room...

Gintoki and Hijikata are there. Listening to all of that.

"Sheesh... Those stupid brats when did they become so close?" While scratching the back of his strawberry milk filled head.

"Didn't they always like that? Rivals and friends aren't that different afterall." said Oni no Fukuchou.

"Heh, guess so." Gintoki smirked, "Oi Mayorin-kun what are you doing here?"

"Why should I tell you?"

"Huh..."

Gintoki can guess why is he here. But he didn't really believe that this mayonnaise loving guy actually cared about the boy inside the room. That bastard went to hospital to check if Sofa is alright being here. Sofa lost his precious person not too long ago and now his friend(?) is laying sick in the hospital exactly like his sister. You can't guess what's going on in that sadist head now but surely he must feels something insecure and worry.

Hijikata himself too, he can't believe that he actually really come here, but didn't think about it to much. What is he more surprised is that Sougo sound so worried for someone. He knows that the Captain feels something for the girl and he actually ship them together. So he decided to not bother them and go home to eat his Hijikata Special.

"I'm going now."

"Yeah yeah, don't dirtying the hospital by your cigarettes and mayonnaise smell people will poisoned by those."

"Teme! I'm going to poisoned you first!" Hijikata then stopped to draw his sword after realizing that this is a hospital, "Huh!" And then he walked outside~

"I guess she's alright now. *sigh* *smile* Let's go to pachinko before going home..."

~~~Time Skip~~~

Evening

"Ugh... Itai aru..."

Kagura slowly lift her head from the pillow while holding her head. She then realized that someone is beside her bed. Sleeping so peacefully in the chait while his head on her bed.

'I really wanted to punch that face!' She thought and getting ready to punch his face.

But she stopped right 5 cm from his head and finally she just went to rubbing his head.

'... Soft... Didn't expect the sadist's hair can be this soft.'

"China?" Sougo slowly lift her head and open his eyes. Kagura is in panic.

"E-eh?! N-nani aru?! (W-what?!) I-I didn't do anything!" She swaying her hands in the air. (I laugh at this... Because in Indonesian air means water and I can get confused by those words... XD)

"How are you feeling right now?" He asked, ignoring her weird gestures.

"D-daijoubu aru... (I-I'm fine...)" Kagura said with a soft voice.

The sadist then sighing in relief. (That was unexpected...)

"W-what are you doing here?"

"Nothing. I thought I can see your pained face again after you wake up and make it worse. But I guess you're fine right now. I'm going home." He sais with his usual deadpanned voice.

"Yeah and don't ever come back."

"Heh, nope. If you sick again. Call me, I will come and make it worse again."

"Just go away and jump off the cliff you bastard sadist."

"If you are the first one who jumped, then maybe I'll think about it."

Kagura throw a pillow at him, hard. But she missed by just 1 cm from his stupid head.

"In your dreams Sadist!"

"Yup, you're always in my dream!" He laugh as he walked out from the room.

*blush* "W-What?!"

"With your stupid face bowing to me!"

"Go to Hell and meet your friends, stupid!"

*Bam* The door is closed.

Sougo still in his way outside the hospital and smirking.

"Heh. Maybe I'll come again tomorrow."

Meanwhile inside the room Kagura is thinking almost the same way as him.

"Tch. That brat... I really hope he will come again tomorrow... So I can kill him for good."

Kagura then looked outside the window and can see her beautiful face is ruined by Sougo artistic hands.

"YOU STUPID DAMNED SADIST!! WAIT UNTIL I MEET YOU AGAIN!!!"

":p"

The End.

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Yey! Done!! So... what do you think?
Personally I think this fanfiction is suck. Yeah, it should have more chapter... But... My other self is telling me that I'm too lazy to do it.

Oh yeah... DID YOU SEE THAT CHAPTER WHEN SOUGO SAVE KAGURA AT THE CLIFF???!!!!

I screaming so hard and that was at 10 p.m... Everybody is sleeping and I have to control my self... Fiuh...

Love that episode...

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