Sometimes A Sadist is Better than A Doctor When You're Sick (and the others)

We At Least Once Pretended to be Sick to Miss School

Sorry about what I write there... It was midnight and I don't know what am I writing about last time...

I OWN NOTHING!!! I JUST OWN THIS FANFICTON!!!

WARNING : OOC-NESS. BAD GRAMMAR. AUTHOR'S LAZINESS AND LACK OF VOCABULARY.

~~~~~~~~~~First Story~~~~~~~~~~

It is a normal day in Shinsengumi HQ. Shinsengumi Commander, Gori- Kondo Isao is sitting in the living room (I don't know what they called it, they just sitting in a room 'kay?) thinking about the future of Shinsengumi... Nah... I'm lying :v He's thinking about Otae-san as always. And his Vice Commander Hijikata Mayora Toushiro is in the bathroom. Why? Ask the prince sadist. The man himself, Prince Sadist from Sadistic Planet, Okita Sougo is napping with his weird eye-thingy covering his eyes. Then lastly Shinsengumi Anpan Man like always playing badminton in the yard outside the room. It was such a normal day for Shinsengumi.

(Anpan guy : Oi Author-san! Why am I just Anpan Man?! Why you didn't write my name?! Yamazaki Sagaru desu!! Anpan Man janai desu!! (I'm Yamazaki Sagaru! Not Anpan Man!)| Author : Ehh... Zakiii... You have to learn to be thankful for it... What about the other Shinsengumi like the Afro guy? I didn't write their name or even write about them, ckckck Zaki... Mommy is so disappointed... | Anpan guy : I'm not you son, Author-san!! But still I wa- | Author : No no no no...! This A/N become so long, don't make the reader mad!)

Ehem let's get back to the story. Once again Shinsengumi has a normal day. But that until Kondo remembered about something from when he was stalking Otae-san last night.

"Na Sougo (Hey Sougo)." He called the First Division Captain of Shinsengumi. The person he called took off his i-don't-know-what-it-is-called-but-lets-call-it-weird-eye-thingy.

"Nandei Kondo-san? (What is it, Kondo-san?)" He asked while walking to the person that called him and then sat down in front of his Commander.

"I heard," he begun with a serious face, "that China girl from Yorozuya is in hospital."

"Where did you hear it? When stalking Otae-san?" Like always without a little worry in his face, he asked that.

"Ye-Ehem!! T-that's not what I want to talk about..." stalker-gorilla said with a red face. Sougo just stared at him with an I-know-it face.

"Then what is it Kondo-san?"

"Uh... You don't want to visit her?"

"Why?"

"I don't know... I just feel that you need to."

"It must be just a cold or something and I don't want to get her cold." And the author became so lazy to write about their actions... Just think about it for yourself... #ThrowAuthorwithtomatoes

Then because I hate tomato (But I still love Romano, Spain and Italy) let's go to the next scene... Hijikata then walked to them with Yamazaki behind him holding his racket. Hijikata worn his usual clothes, not the Shinsengumi uniform and Yamazaki worn his badminton uniform complete with his hat and looks exactly like the boy from *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* but with badminton racket not tennis.

"What are you two talking about?" Asked Hijikata with cigarette in his hand.

"Ah... Toshi, Zaki. I just told Sougo to visit the China girl. She's in hospital." Kondo explained.

"Eh? That girl? What about Danna and Shinpachi-kun?" Yamazaki took off his hat and looked at Kondo with a worried face, "And what about Tama-san? Is Tama-san safe?" Yes I ship TamaZaki.