Sup guys~ This time I will have TamaZaki and OkiKagu arc :)
I call it 'Love Strategy' arc!
This is going to be my first Gintama 3-Z AU! Well, I don't really know about that universe beside Gintoki is a teacher and the others are the students XD
I don't know how many chapters this arc has...
~~~~~~~ Fifth Story ~~~~~~~
"Hah..." A very normal highschool boy walks behind his three friends to their school.
"Hm? What is it Yamazaki? You sighing again. It's getting annoying." Said the V-shaped hair guy.
"A-ah... It's nothing Hijikata-san..." The normal guy laughed a bit.
The other two friends just looked at him and continue to walk.
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At school the normal guy, Yamazaki Sagaru, keep sighing and looking so down the entire lesson. Well it's not like that lesson is important anyway. They just learnt about how to become the number one character in anime. And that lesson just get his mood worse.
"Ne ne ne~ Toshi~ Sougo~ Zaki~" call a certain Gorrila, "When I sat at the train today I see Otae-san again... I wanted to give her my sit but she just gently touch my cheek and look it's so red now!" he pointed his bruised right cheek.
The three guys who listen to his 'usual' story just sweatdropped and continue what they doing before. Sougo with his nap, Hijikata eating his bread filled that disgusting yellow thing and Yamazaki with his problem.
"Sigh..."
"Oi Yamazaki, you're sigh is seriously annoying now. Just tell us what that sigh is for and stop or I can just silent you now?" Sougo lift up his sleeping mask and show one red glowing eye.
"U-uh... A-a-aaahhh..."
"Zaki... Just tell us! I'm sure we can help!" Gorrila smiled.
"Uh... A-ano na, Kondo-san Hijikata-san Okita-san... I... I think... I fallen in... Love..." He said without looking at his friends and having a really red face.
"Oh."
"Hmmm."
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"E-eh? Nani? Just that? W-why are you guys so cold right now? Why aren't you saying anything Kondo-san? You're the one who said you would help!"
"Maa... Yamazaki, it's not really something we should shocked about right?" Said Hijikata after gluping his bread.
"Just a single glance at your desk anyone would know." Sougo said lazily.
"Eh?" Yamazaki looked at his own desk filled with some papers.
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"E-eehhh..."
"Zaki..." Called the Gorilla guy. Okay I should call him Kondo now, "I was proud when I know you already mastered the 'stalking tecnique'. You even write about your 'stalking experience'... I'm so proud of you boy...!" Kondo cried a river while patting Yamazaki's shoulder and carrying a book in his left hand.
"Eh!!! You read my diary Kondo-san?!! You shouldn't read that!!" He quickly grabbed his book back.
"Eh~ Let me see it~" Sougo snatched the book in Yamazaki's hand and a curious Hijikata getting closer to see the book too.
"Ah~! Please give it back Okita-san!"
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Tuesday, 21st June.
- (Morning) Today is a beautiful day! Tama-san is beautiful too today!
- (Lunch break) We learnt about the difference between shounen manga and shoujo manga. I wonder what kind of manga does Tama-san read.
Wednesday, 22nd June.
- (After school) It's raining today. I hope Tama-san brings an umbrella. But if not... Maybe I can share an umbrella with her...
- (Night) Tama-san walks home with Ginpachi-sensei. I wonder what kind of relationships they have. Well they were walking with that China girl too... But... Why are they entering a same house?!
What if... They... Actually a couple?!! And that China girl is their kid!!
Ahh... What should I do...
Thursday, 23rd June.
- (Morning) I can't sleep well last night... Tama-saaaann....
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"Pfffttt..." A sadist and mayora holding their laugh until there are tears in their eyes. Yamazaki just stood there blinking his eyes two times with a red face.
"W-well... Yamazaki, you really like this girl huh...?" ask Sougo weeping some tears in his eyes, "I know you worried about her relationship with sensei. But do you actually have talked to her?"
Yamazaki is just standing still and then sit on his chair.
"Y-yes I have..."
"Eh~ When? How many time?" Ask Sougo again.
"O-once..."
"Really? What did you guys talking about then?" Now is Hijikata turns.
"Y-yesterday... I-i said to her that she has a bed hair..." Yamazaki then remembered what happen yesterday morning, when he meet Tama in front of the class door, "Tama-san is really cute even with a bed hair..." And he started to go to heaven again.
(Did you notice the reference? XD)
"Oi come back here." Hijikata punch his head once, "Well Yamazaki fyi, that girl and sensei live under the same roof."
Yamazaki's face is white now.
"But that's because she live downstairs and sensei live upstairs with China." Sougo said before Yamazaki actually leaving the world because his first love almost gone.
"What do you mean Okita-san?"
"Sigh... The girl you like is living with her old woman and sensei is renting an ugly apartment upstairs and that China girl is running away from her house." Sougo continued.
"S-soudesuka... Yokatta..."
"So... Yamazaki, do you really like this girl?" Ask Hijikata and Yamazaki nodded his head hard.
"You want to ******* her?" ask Sougo and Yamazaki turned into a red apple.
"W-W-WHAT ARE YOU S-SAYING OKITA-SAN!! I DON'T WANT TO ****** HER!!"
Then because of his loud LOUD screaming everyone in the class looking at him with a you-are-disgusting face.
And the forgotten Kondo was trying to flirt Otae-san (well he got some gentle touch from her) also looked at his stalker friend with a really proud face.
"He grow up so fast..."
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And it's the first chapter!!
See you next chapter!! Love ya~!
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A sadist is going to help his friend(?) so he can ***** the one he likes! But he need some help from someone!
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Sometimes A Sadist is Better than A Doctor When You're Sick (and the others)
FanficThis book contains OkiKagu stories. Okita Sougo x Kagura from Gintama. The main reason I wrote this is only to satisfy my OkiKagu heart, so this book is pretty messy and has a lot of my randomness. So... Just read it. Please? Pretty please? *puppy...
