Sometimes A Sadist is Better than A Doctor When You're Sick (and the others)

Don't Eat What Strangers Give You For Free

Chapter 6 : Don't Eat What Strangers Give You for Free

Sougo arrives in front of a big metal door. There is no other passageway, the only thing left on this hallway is a big metal door. It must be the boss's room. Sougo can feel his wound is opening. For the first time in his life, Sougo hesitated to enter a battlefield. Maybe he should have stayed with Gintoki. Maybe he should have waited for his wounds to heal a little bit. He can still feel blood seeping through his white shirt. He better gets a raise after this job is done.

Sougo walked towards the big door. As soon as he took the first step, the door opens revealing an unexpected scene of 'someone being kidnapped' yet not so unexpected if the one kidnapped is this red-haired girl.

Tons of empty plates and bowls all over the floor, in the midst of all that is a girl with her big stomach and right beside her, is another person who looks even more feminine than the actual girl there. The yellow-haired man is holding a plate full of food on each hand, he seems to be happily talking to the eating girl, he didn't even realize Sougo walking closer to them.

"So then Kagura-chan you will come with me, right?"

"Hmmm... After eating this much food. I'm beginning to like it here. I might stay for a few days."

At this point, Sougo stands upright in front of the two.

"And here I am trying to save you. You hurt my feelings, Miss Piggy."

The girl stopped munching.

"Sadist!"

"Oya oya, you're here, Mr. Mario! I'm sorry I couldn't give you a special welcome here. I'm busy making my bride happy you see."

Without any warning, Riku launched a punch right onto Sougo's stomach. Although his wounds has definitely slowed him down, Sougo moved back right on time and blocked the punch perfectly.

"Ho~ Great move!"

Now it's Sougo turn to attack. He rapidly swinging his sword towards the yellow-haired guy. Sougo is still faster than him. Riku got a few cuts on his hands and legs because he couldn't block every attack with his umbrella.

And so to weaken the police officer more, Riku swung his rather big umbrella right on Sougo's sword, breaking it in half.

"Tch!"

Sougo quickly tried to stab Riku's leg with the broken sword, and failed, before the two of them back off from each other.

"Oi China! What are you doing there just watching?! Do something to this creepy boyfriend of yours!"

"I would if I could, stupid Chihuahua! I can't move my body!"

"Huh?!"

Sougo took a look at Kagura. She seems to be paralyzed because of one of the foods she ate. A plate of food is still there.

"I'm sorry, Kagura-chan. But I need to paralyzed your body again. But don't worry this time, the drug won't make you unconscious so you can see my victory over this man!" Riku shouted as he kicked Sougo's back making him fall down.

"And that's why you don't just eat what strangers give you, China!"

Sougo quickly stands up again, readying his stances once more, and failed, he can't seem to add his body weight to his leg. He sprained his left leg.

Riku laughed.

"Oh, we are no strangers, Mr. Mario. Kagura-chan is my bride! We'll get married after your death! Or do you want to be at our wedding too? You're Kagura's friend after all, I don't mind your severed head on my wedding." Riku runs so fast at Sougo.

Wait... Wait...

"Nighty night!" Riku screamed focusing all of his strength on his left hand.

Now!

A piece of broken sword stabbed right through Riku's left shoulder. He immediately falls over, screaming.

"Sorry, I'm not going to that wedding. I'm busy with police work you see. Also, there's no way in hell I'm going to be this piggy friend." Sougo said as he approached Kagura, "What are you doing?"

Kagura's body is facing down the floor, while her face seemed to reach for popcorns near her. "I'm trying to get this damned popcorn to watch the fight, it's boring when your legs and hands can't move."

"Sigh... The fight's over, come on get up."

"I would if I can, stupid chihuahua."

Riku on the other hand glared at the couple. Still panting over his stabbed shoulder, he painfuly searching for something inside his pocket.

"...There's... No way... I would... give... up..." Riku pulled out a small glass bottle filled with green liquid and drank it.

Sougo who was trying to kick Kagura's hand suddenly flying fast hitting the wall. Kagura couldn't comprehend what happened until she saw the blond-haired boy with bloody fist in front of her.

"I'm sorry, Kagura-chan." Riku said with a creepy smile that reminded her of another braided Yato, "It took longer than it should. I guess, I underestimate the human."

Kagura quickly turned her head back to the fallen policeman, "Sadist! OI SADIST!"

But the sadist didn't even move an inch. He's just laying there unmoving, blood covering his handsome face. It's the first time Kagura saw the man looks so pathetic.

Riku's laugh echoes inside the room as he walk towards the unconsious policeman. He squatted down and held his enemy's head with his right hand.

"Now, let's clean up a bit here, shall we?"

The muscles on his right hand is working to crush Sougo's head. A cracking sound could be hear before a painful scream coming out from the sadist's mouth.

"O-oi..." Kagura weakly trying to reach her hand towards the two of them.

Another crack.
Another pitch of scream enveloping the whole room.
Another chains of laughter.

"Stop it... Stop... LET GO OF HIM!"