This happened at lunch.
Me: *throws away trash*
Annoying Boy: did I tell you to trow that away?
Me: since when did I need you permission to throw away anything? You ain't my daddy so shut up.
Annoying boy: yes I am
Me: no really you not
Annoying boy: is Joseph your daddy?
Me: no, we not even like that any more, you late as hell. And even if we were he still wouldn't be.
Annoying boys friend: dang she on your ass!
Me: *smirks, rolls eyes, pops in head phones*
So yeah, that was my lunch...
