Rucka

20 1 0
                                    

Look up. I'm serious. MATURE ONLY!

ARE YOU RUCKAS NUCKAS?

IF NOT, AND/OR RUCKA RUCKA ALI OFFENDS YOU, PLEASE TURN THE FRUCK BACK.

THIS IS YOUR WARNING!

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS, PLEASE WATCH SOME OF HIS VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE. IF YOU CAN'T, DO NOT READ THIS!

[Curse words have been edited out and replaced with the words in bold]

Rucka Rucka Ali (I'm Black, You're White [Intro] ):

The following album is meant for a mature audience only
So don't listen if you don't have pubes
If your driving your mother's car, turn it up now
And if your mother's in the car, tell that old [girl] to get out
And if that [prissed] her off, she's on the rag
And if she's not on the rag, [girl] got menopause
No more babies

Rucka Rucka Ali!
[Fruit]
YouTube can't hold me down
Haters gonna hate when you rich and brown
Weird Al is so old, he got a foot in the ground
Now I'm drowning in this money just for bein' a clown

[Fruit] YouTube
Ya'll deletin' my [shiz]
Five hundred million views and my name on yo [bits]
Rucka's Nuckas made me the number one hit
So if you ain't Rucka's Nuckas, you can suck on my [tick]

This the intro, [girl]
Before we come through your window
[Fruit] you with my fist
Why you playin' the tango?
With your friend, yo?
Send your money to me
You'll get your refund when I bomb your country
I would be nice to you faggots, sayin "Stop it, already!"
But DJ Not Nice got the media sweatin'
BBC reports "Racist videos are gettin' kids in trouble"
But they won't mention my name in my obituary

[Fruit], YouTube can't hold me down
Haters gonna hate when you rich and brown
Wierd Al is so old, he got a foot in the ground
Now I'm drowning in this money just for bein' a clown

[Fruit] YouTube
Ya'll deletin' my [shiz]
Five hundred million views and my name on yo [bits]
Rucka's Nuckas made me the number one hit
So if you ain't Rucka's Nuckas, you can suck on my [tick]

Ahhh, I love Rucka.

Now, I know I don't usually do this sort of thing, but I just felt that this needed to be said.

Rucka Rucka Ali is a genius.

He's, as the song states, "got the media sweating".

His songs are a tad [a lot] racist, yes. BUT THEY'RE JOKES. AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY VIDEO, HE LITERALLY SAYS 'THIS IS JOKES. NOT FOR KIDS.'

SO SCREW THE MEDIA!

GO RUCKA! Go go go RUCKA RUCKA ALI, YOU CHUCKING GENIUS!

Phew. Just had to say that. Go check out his vids and albums (his original account is gone, but "Ruckas Nuckas" ["ItsRucka" and others that re-upload the videos that are deleted] have posted most of them. EVERYTHING IS ON SPOTIFY, OF COURSE...)

Bye my Siblings. C'YA NEXT TIME!

~Nox

A Peek In Nox's BrainWhere stories live. Discover now