They See Me Rollin'

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They hatin'...

Oh, hey, didn't see you there.

Alright, since nobody is voting on the specific chapter, it'll be this one. I'm also lowering the number, yet again.

At ten votes on this chapter, I'll do a face reveal.

IN other news, I have reached fifty followers! So yay!

You guys can expect a bunch of stuff (stories, updates, chapters, rants, challenges) as the summer months draw nearer because my brain is spitting them out. In the last twenty hours, I've produced two short stories (one a fanfiction and the other a realistic fiction). The fanfiction is called Lawlieght (L's name is purposely misspelled) and the realistic fiction is called Musings of a Cricket. Go check 'em out, please.

So please keep an eye on my profile, you never know when I'll post something.

In unrelated news, does anyone remember Apples On a Stick, Miss Mary Mack, or Mama, Mama, Can't You See?

Here are my old school's (Elementary) versions:

Apples On A Stick

Apples on a stick
Gonna make me sick
Gonna make my heart go 2-4-6, 2-4-6
Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean, not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine
Hey, girls, Want to have some fun?
Here comes Johnny with his pants undone
He can wibble, he can wobble he can do the splits
But I bet you $5 he can't do this
Close your eyes and count to ten
If you say number 9 you gotta kiss your boyfriend, kiss your boyfriend
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ten

Miss Mary Mack:

(you clap as you go, of course)
Miss Mary Mack, Mack
All dressed in Black, Black
With silver Buttons, Buttons
All down her Back, Back

She asked her Mother, Mother
For fifty Cents, Cents
To watch the Elephant, Elephant
Jump over the Fence, Fence
He jumped so High, High
He touched the Sky, Sky
And he didn't come Back, Back
'Til the Fourth of July, ly

Mama, Mama, Can't You See?:

Mama, mama can't you see (clap clap clap clap clap clap clap) what the baby did to me? (clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)
Took away my MP3 (clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)
Now I'm watching dumb Barney (clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)
Barney got shot by the FBI (clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)
Now I'm watching Family Guy

We also had these:

Macaroni (a parody of Smash Mouth's All Star)

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, so I took a bite out of a tree
It tasted kinda funky so I spit it at a monkey and then he started chasing me

Seven years later he turned into Darth Vader and threw a light saber at me
Missed me by a meter,
Hit Justin Bieber,
Now there's no more JB to see!

This Other One That I Forgot The Name Of (It's a parody of the Barney theme):

I hate you
You hate me
Let's shoot/chase (either works)
Barney up a tree
Shoot 'im with a 44
No more purple dinosaur

Yeah, my grade was the only one that did these, tbh...

XD but really, I was there for six years and only the grade I was in sang them. It's probably because we were the messed up group...

Anyway, don't go singing these. They're personal to my childhood, and I have a severe fear of not earning the credit I deserve for something, or not being believed if I say that my Elementary school came up with it.

Even if it was off of the Internet (Miss Mary Mack, Apples On A Stick, and Mama, Mama, Can't You See? are different versions from the originals. So yeah.

I don't mean to be rude/stingy, but these songs are a piece of me.

~Nox

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