Awkward...

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I can make ANY situation Awkward with a capital 'A'

Exhibit 'A':

On the school field trip, I was full and putting my tray of Chinese food into the garbage, yeah?

What happened:

Me: *walks to the garbage, tray of food in hand* Er... *stares at trash can* What... *glances around awkwardly, spotting security guard* Uh... *moves on, glancing to friend* Umm... *sees random peer walking up, throwing away his food* Oh. *throws trash away and sits down*

Exhibit 'B':

Same trip, about half an hour later after I was an idiot and bought a large mint chocolate chip shake from Baskin Robins:

Me: *sitting at my table with my friend, staring sullenly at quarter-empty shake* Man, I'm an idiot. If I drink anymore I'm gonna puke *stands, taking shake and sips it* Ugh... *walks to trashcan* Errrghy *sips more shake as I look calculatingly into black depths of trashcan* Ihh *tosses shake before I change my mind*

Yerp.

I made throwing things away Awkward.

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~Nox

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