A Peek In Nox's Brain

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...So at school today, my cousin threw a peppermint at me.

Me: *talking to Mae-chan* [she's coming to Wattpad guys! No, Mae-chan isn't my cousin]

Cousin: Slides red peppermint my way

Me: *catches* Oooh, Pepperm- Oh, it's not green... *goes to hand it back*

Cousin: Oh, it doesn't taste like a peppermint. It's sweeter

Me: *face slowly breaks into a look of devastation* How?

Cousin: It tastes like a candy cane

Me: *snatches peppermint up, waving it around* [whiny, devastated voice] IT WAS ALL A LIE!

Friend: What are you-?

Me: A LIEEEE!!!!

[After some time of us going back and forth like this, my cousin says something that saddens me]

Me: *"cries"*

Cousin: You are so wierd [My real name was mentioned]

Me: *begins laughing* [the crying changed to laughing in milliseconds. It was weird]

Cousin: You scare me sometimes, [Nox]

Me: *begins cackling* [The cafeteria is half-empty, the sound is echoing, and people are staring*

In the end, I ended up cackling down the hallway to class. I walked into the wall.

This was just the beginning...

Lunch:

Me: *glares at salad* (cheese, a bunch of ranch, a tomato [ONE], lettuce, carrots, you know. The ushe) *talking to Mae-chan*

Mae-chan: I'm gonna go sit with [Peer] for a bit, Kay?

Me: Okay

Me [After she leaves]: *stabs tomato*

Hey, [Friend that was confused about my peppermint waving] are you proud of me? I killed the tomato!

Friend: No

Me: But-But why!??

He turned back around. I decided to go up to the principal

Me: [Friend] isn't proud of me, but I killed the tomato

[Two seconds pass]

Principal: Well I am

Me: Yay *clap*

[I sat down and talked to my friends, asking a question]

[The table across from ours had these two girls who were looking at me just as I said:

Me: Do any of you know any good debates on tomato rights?

[They did a double take and immediately began talking to their friends]

I was ignored, but another friend sat down and I asked the same.

Her: No

Me: Are you proud of me for killing the tomato?

Her: Yes

Me [as she walked away]: Yes! That's two. In your face, [Friend]

On the way back to class:

Me: DOES ANYBODY KNOW ANY GOOD DEBATES ON THE RIGHTS OF TOMATOES?

Idiot: COOL

Me: IT WAS A QUESTION, NOT A STATEMENT!

Me: KILL THE TOMATOES! THEY HAVE TOO MANY RIGHTS!

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I basically ranted this: The tomatoes need to die because their rights and freedoms are allowing them to take over the world. We're all gonna die! DEATH BY TOMATO!!

Yep. That was my day.

Three people [teachers] agreed, so, YAY!

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I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get a warning for screaming in the hallway...

~Nox