My One and Bonely (Sans x Reader)

Snow Jokes

(Your POV)

You popped your head from the snow mound you were now buried in.

"SANS I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA GET YOU!" You scream, laughing all the while.

"I think that's gonna be a problem. You seem like you're..." Sans started.

"Sans..." Papyrus said.

"A little bit..." Sans continued.

"Sans I will harm you!" Papyrus warned.

"SNOWDIN!" Sans said.

"OH MY GOD!!!!" Papyrus screamed. He made a large snowball fall on top of Sans.

"Pap...help..." He said. He couldn't move. His face lightened up like he had an idea.

"I guess I'm gonna turn into a..." He started. He used his magic to form floppy dog-like ears and you saw a glowing blue tail pop out behind him, wagging. "Pup-cycle!"

"Sans...do you want to have a bad time!?" Papyrus said. I laughed as Sans's tail kept wagging as he laughed.

"Pap that's my line!" He said.

"I DON'T CARE! THESE PUNS NEED TO STOP!" Papyrus said. You had gotten out of the snow mound and was helping Sans get out.

"You really gonna keep this stuff?" You asked. Sans just shrugged.

"I dunno," he said.

"Whatever you choose, these tail and ears are adorable!" You said. You felt a glob of cold snow hit your face.

"Not as adorable as you are!" He said. You laughed as you brushed the snow off your face.

"Oh it's on now bone bag!" You say as you tackled him into the snow, forcing him to make a snow angel.

"I'm snow angel, but I think I could get a halo around you!" He said, looking at the snow angel. You laughed.

"Sans that's snow way to tell a joke!" You say.