I Love You, I Guess || Tristan Evans

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Unknown: i love you. 

You: you have the wrong number, but i love you too, i guess

Unknown: oh sorry 

You: its fine but don't tell whoever it is that you love them through text

Unknown: i'm sorry? 

You: you should be. be a man. 

Unknown: how do you know i'm male? I could be a girl for all you know

You: nah, unlikely. only a guy would be this cowardly

Unknown: oh, youch, feminazi

You: grow some balls and go over there and do it in person

Unknown: ...

You: my work here is done