A Collection Dedicated To One Direction (Bk 2)

1D Joke

A young girl comes into the doctor’s clinic, compared to those around her she seemed very healthy. She sat down, and was quite unsure why she had come. She wasn’t sick surely.

Anyway she was called in by the doctor and sat in the chair beside him. Turning to her he asked her what was the matter. She explained she wasn’t the usual case he usually sure. He agreed, she explained her symptoms, which were, laughing; un controlled dancing, smiling, blushing, day dreaming and being a fan girl. He nodded, he had seen many a girls like her starting when a new band was released. He turned to his stereo he had for special cases, as well as symptom’s like these. Pressing the play button a familiar and catchy tune played out. And the patient started to do the following, laughing, she got up and danced, she smiled trying to hide her embarrassment and blushed when her favourite guy sang a solo part, she found herself lost in a daydream.

He turned the stereo of and the girl sat back down.

“I am pleased to say you’re the normal young girl” the doctor grinned “you have a case of 1Direction infection”

The girl was shocked “Can it be cured?” she asked “is it contagious?”

The doctor smiled warmly and handed her a CD “it can be cured” he nodded “listen to this, and it is contagious, its very safe, and you’ll have it for most of your teen age years I suspect”

The girl left holding the newest 1D CD.

And she became a dedicated fan just like us.

Happy Directioner Day (Made that up, btw it’s a day dedicated to us, all of us, near and far, for those who have followed 1d when they were solo, to a band, to now, to the ones that were fans, or are still fans and will be fans in the future)

To us all

Thank u

For everything, you’ve done to make this collection a success happy Directioner day.

MJ.