That one weird bitch asks: "Hey SCP 049! Are you religious or nah?"
SCP 049: I am glad you asked. Although I have not quite been able to attend a service as of, well, a few years now... And if 'someone' *glances up* wouldn't laugh whenever I mentioned that I'm catholic...
*035 starts laughing hysterically*
049: What in the world is wrong with being catholic?
SCP 035: *snickers* You really do not want to know, doctor *struggles not to laugh* really... It is just so fff-funny- hahahahahaha!!!
SCP 049: Oh, shut it, you infernal thing!
I have nothing against catholic people, I swear. If you are catholic, and reading this right now (just in case you're offended) I'm sorry... But I will continue to be offensive in my stories. Sorry. If you wanna stop following me now, go ahead. There are plenty of authors on wattpad awaiting your needed input in their stories more than I need it. Thank you. :3
My whole schtick about the whole catholic thing actually comes from this one friend I had back in high school. He was catholic, but not exactly 'devout'. Meaning he made fun of it as much as he went to church and prayed about it. Plus he was part German, so guess what else he made fun of? Goddamnit, I miss him... I may have actually had a bit of a crush on the guy... Oh well...
But I thought it'd be interesting to make ole 049 a 'catholic' crow.
Hail Mary, he is the cure~
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~Ask or Dare the SCPs~ (Closed)
Fanfiction(Closed to questions and dares for now, sorry) It is just what the title suggests. I will be answering questions and taking dares for the following nerds: SCP 049 SCP 035 SCP 682 SCP 079 SCP 106 SCP 173 SCP 096 SCP 999 And SCP 1471 Hope y'all get...
