The Author asks: What Bo Burnham quotes match the SCPs fairly well?"
SCP 682: "I wanna beat you to death with a blunt object." (Poem-"I wanna beat you to death")
SCP 079: "This is Bo's Left Brain: objective, logical, cold, analytical, aware of patterns, aware of trends. He's efficient... And a prick." (Song-"Left Brain-Right Brain")
SCP 035: "Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public- *high pitched voice* it's being a hero!" (Song-"Sad")
SCP 049: "Like the Doctor of the Kenyan track team, his "patients ran thin." (Poem-"Andy the Frog")
SCP 173: "Prolonged eye contact...prolonged eye contact...prolonged eye contact." (What- Intro)
SCP 106: "Martha was ugly, like a shaven baboon, so she wrapped herself up in a curtain cocoon. After a week, she finally emerged-she smelled like shit...what a psycho." (Poem-"Martha")
A/N: If you don't know who Bo Burnham is, look him up right now. I promise you now that you will need a change of underwear handy, cause you'll piss your pants laughing at this motherfucker. XP
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~Ask or Dare the SCPs~ (Closed)
Fanfiction(Closed to questions and dares for now, sorry) It is just what the title suggests. I will be answering questions and taking dares for the following nerds: SCP 049 SCP 035 SCP 682 SCP 079 SCP 106 SCP 173 SCP 096 SCP 999 And SCP 1471 Hope y'all get...
