~Ask or Dare the SCPs~ (Closed)

~Question #16~

kittystarfirerulez asked a lot of questions (thank you for all of them, by the way), so this part will be full of his questions.

Q: 682, how do you feel about 999's little brother, 998?

682: What the shit? There's two of em?

998: *hides behind 999* Bubby, he's scaring me.

999: Don't worry, he's always like this. He's just a big ole grump with a soft interior, trust me.

682: *grabs 999 by the collar* What'd you say, pipsqueak?

999: *scratches 682's belly*

682: *grunts, lets 999 go and falls down purring*

999: *looks over to 998 and gets down to continue scratching his belly* See? Nothing but a big cuddle buddy with scales. :3

How would he feel? Confused, angry, and, well...

682: *groans* Fuck my life...

Q: What is 682's most embarrassing moment?

682: What the fuck do ya mean? I don't get 'embarrassed', I get hungry and kill a bitch. Besides, what is there for me to get embarrassed about-?

079: *pulls up footage of 682 in Pinky Pie outfit from a couple questions ago*

682: *blushes and lowers screen* Erm, no-no one need to see that... And no one saw that! Right?

Q: Why does 682 hang around with 999 so much? Does he secretly like him?

682: Why? Because the white coat fucks keep lettin' 'im in!

999: Oh, come on, 682. You know you don't hate me that much. There's gotta be at least one thing you like about me.

682: *stops to think* Now that you mention it... *grabs 999, throws him against the wall, he splatters into a big orange stain on the wall* Hehe... That's why.

Q: 049, I'm sick and need the cure, what would you do?

049: Oh, well, is that really a necessary question? What I would do is, well...

035: He would touch your face, oh so gently, and pull you into the sweet embrace of darkness that is death...

049: *hits him over the head* Excuse me, is this my question, or yours? I don't think my eyes are going bad just yet, I read plainly that it is mine.

035: Alright, alright... I've never seen you so dominating, old friend. You must practice this more often~

049: *groans* But yes, all I would do is administer my cure, and you would be well again. My cure is most effective, I assure you.

Q: 173, why do you always freeze when I look at you? Are you shy, or what?

173: Ey, I ain't shy at all, I'm just conscious about what angle you see me from. I-I've got some rough spot on me, I ain't gonna lie. I just haven't covered em up with another tat, that's-that's all...

He is shy, he just covers it up with a façade of confidence.

173: *takes shirt off, gives me a sexy look* Is it working?

*gets a case of the vapors, fans self* May-maybe...

Once again, thank you kittystarfirerulez for all the questions! Sorry it took so long for me to do them! X( But I hope you like their answers! :3