kittystarfirerulez asks: Why is SCP 682 so grouchy all the time?
SCP 682: I don't fuckin' know...
SCP 999: *gurgles disapprovingly*
SCP 682: What'd ya mean I 'do know'?
SCP 079: He means that you are the one who makes yourself so unapproachable, you insignificant being.
SCP 682: Shut the fuck up, fuck face!
SCP 999: *gurgles*
Me: You're right, he just doesn't know how to make friends properly, does he?
SCP 682: Who the fuck invited you, bitch?
Me: I'm the 'bitch' who's writing this, dippity-do. Quit your whining.
SCP 682: *grumbles, goes off to a corner*
As we all can see here, ole lizard legs really doesn't like anyone. Even through there's at least two people/things that are willing to spend time around him, he continues to act the way he does simply because he chooses to.
Me: Or maybe it's out of sexual frustration?
SCP 682: Fuck you.
(And before you guys lose your shit, 682 is a humanoid in this question.)
Me: Oh I'm sure there's plenty of willing participants for just that on the Internet and beyond, lizard legs...
*wink-wink*
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~Ask or Dare the SCPs~ (Closed)
Fanfiction(Closed to questions and dares for now, sorry) It is just what the title suggests. I will be answering questions and taking dares for the following nerds: SCP 049 SCP 035 SCP 682 SCP 079 SCP 106 SCP 173 SCP 096 SCP 999 And SCP 1471 Hope y'all get...
