~Question #19~

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loonbluefire asks: 079, how do you put up with 682's stupidity?

682: *growls, bares teeth* You wanna come closer an' say that to my fa- ack!

079: *tightens electrical cord around 682's neck* Silence, mutt. It is my turn to answer a question. How I deal with his stupidity is not the question, however. It is how I keep him under my firm hand of control.

If 682 wanted to, he could tear 079 a new one. Completely destroy the computer humanoid. But here's the thing- since 682 was so use to people screaming and running in fear of him, meeting 079, a being that showed no sign of fear or terror, no emotion at all, it, I think, put him in a state of shock. That shock morphed into a sort of hatred for 079, and then a mutual respect for the computer once he saw what it could do. It's sort of a reverse jock-nerd scenario, with the nerd being in control, for the most part.

079: He is my lesser, and he shall stay that way.

682: *gets up and grabs his wrist, gets up in his face* Don't fuckin' test me, bitch... What the fuck are you doing over there?

Me: *snaps picture, hides camera behind back* NOTHING, SIRS! Hehehehe... *goes to post picture on yaoi website*

A/N: Yes, I ship them harder than I ship the Titanic with the Iceberg. XP

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