Reaching the Other Side ✔

Chapter 3: Memory Issues

Yoshima's P.O.V

"There's a war... Why won't no one inform me about the details?!" I yelled.

"OOOH!!! WHAT A NOSTALGIC VIEW!" Hashirama said staring down at the village as we stood up a mountain.

"I'LL BE THE ONE TO PUT YOU BACK TO SLEEP IF YOU DON'T-"

I felt a hand on my shoulder.

I turned to see Tobirama.

"Madara wants to end the world."  Tobirama said and I started to burst into laughing.
"You think it's a joke?!" Tobirama growled.
"Madara isn't that stupid..."
"Are you done talking?" Tobirama asked tapping his foot.

I gave him a confused look, "Yeaaahhh..."

He's so sassy.

"Madara dated you... Left you... Dated you... Left you and done it for a couple of times... He killed mother...  Umm did I forget to mention he married you, gave you two children and left you a single mother in the end?" Tobirama stated.
"Sheesh...  Okay!  Madara is stupid!  You didn't have to remind me of the depressing parts in my life..." I sulked and Tobirama kicked my butt.

"OW!  WHAT THE HECK?!"
"I don't need you being weak and pathetic when you see him."
"I won't... Gosh..."

"I wonder if my sister will try to kill me..." Sasuke said thinking.
"What?" Tobirama questioned him.

"Wait, where are you going?!" I yelled watching the melting man run.

"KYAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" He was kicked to the ground my a red headed girl.

"Mito!" I fantasized and clasped my hands together smiling.

"Karin..." Sasuke said staring at the red headed woman.

"Don't...  Don't do that Yoshima..." Hashirama said anime crying.

"Well she has Uzumaki chakra..." Tobirama said as we watched her beat the melting boy.

"She also has strength like Yoshima." Tobirama said and I rolled my eyes.

"Oh another one of my good experiments..." Orochimaru said.
"What?"  Tobirama asked.
"Nothing."

"Melting boy!!!  Are you okay?!" I yelled asking.

"I'm- help-"

"He's trying to say he's Suigetsu." The snake man said in a low weird tone.
"Pervert..." I mumbled.
"What.."
"Snake- Wait... What?"

"I KNEW IT WAS SASUKE, DAMN!!!" The red head yelled.
"I haven't, guhah!!" Suigetsu coughed out.
"I felt the chakra, didn't think it was possible but see what..!!"
"Done any.. *cough*!!"

"I can't help but think of Mito... She was a bit crazy like that too." I said wiping a fake tear.

"She reminds me of my wife...  She was also an Uzumaki..." Minato said with a smile.
"Is that so fourth?!  We sound very alike!" Hashirama cheered.

"The last person Mito talked to before passing was Kushina..."  The third said.
"REALLY?!" Hashirama fantasized.
"Kushina became the second holder of the 9 tails."
"I'd like to meet this Kushina!" Hashirama said.
"She's dead..." Minato said laughing awkwardly.
"Oohhhh....  THAT MAKES US MORE ALIKE!" Hashirama cheered.
"Stop being rude." Tobirama said smacking Hashirama in the back of the head.
"Then who has the 9 tails now?"  Hashirama asked rubbing his head.
"What are you talking about?!" I asked confused.
"My son.  You probably died before any of this Lady Yoshima.." Minato smiled.

Damn...  I can't lie.
Minato is goooood looking.
Like his blond hair, blue eyes, adorable smile..
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He's too cute.

"Cutteeeeeee!!!!" I smiled at Minato.
"W-What?  Uh...  Thank you?"
"Stop day dreaming.  How do you think Madara will feel that you are looking at other men that way?" Tobirama said hitting me in the head.
"You fucking wolf."
"Watch your language!"
"Earlier, you called me a-"
"Shut Up!"

"Tobirama, can you reanimate Mito-"
"Silence Hashirama!  We are in the middle of a war and you want me to bring Mito?!"
"Well...  Yeah..."
"How are you the God of Shinobi?!"

"I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!"  The girl yelled at the Uchiha boy.

"What did you do, Izuna?" I asked the young Uchiha.
"Sasuke..."
"Oh yeah...  What did you do Shizuko?"
"Sasuke."
"I'm sorry snake."
"Wait... What?" Orochimaru asked joining the conversation.
"Nothing."

"I'm sorry!  You look so much like Izuna!!!" I squealed.
"I killed him." Tobirama said joining the conversation.
"Shut Up." I said.

"What the hell happened to you?  You are so mad."  Tobirama said.
"Why are you rude?"
"I was born this way."

"I'm pregnant."
"WAIT WHAT?!"

I slapped the back of his head.

"Stupid!  It isn't possible.  And you created the reanimate on Jutsu..." I shook my head as Tobirama rubbed his.

"And how would I get pregnant?!" I asked Tobirama and he stared at Minato.
"Y-You dumbass!"
"Kushina would come from the dead and kill me!"

"Sorry Karin..."  Sasuke said plainly.

"Why does the air feel fuzzy?" Hiruzen asked.
"I like this feeling." Minato smiled.

Minato needs to stop being adorable or I'll kidnap him.

"B-BASTARD!  DO YOU THINK THAT THAT WORDS OF YOU I CAN FORGIVE WILL I, DAMN YOU?"  Karin said in a seductive, gibberishy tone.

"...She now reminds me of Miwa."
"DON'T TALK ABOUT MY WIFE THAT WAY!" Tobirama said and hit the back of my head.
"S-Sorry..."

Karin saw me and stopped.

"Who is she?" Karin asked.
"Miwa...  How dare you forget me?"

"I think Yoshima has some bad memory." The third said.
"Who knows what the heck is wrong with this monster."  Tobirama sighed.