Me, My Twin, and the Robertson Boys

Chapter 4- Fettuccini Alfredo with a Side of... Cow?

Hello my lovelies!  Remember to comment your thoughts on the chappie down below and hit that vote button!  Also, fan me if you like this book so far!

Also, I just started reading the fault in our stars, and realized that Hazel's full name is HAZEL GRACE LANCASTER!  I find it amusing that I chose the same names for the twins, and this is purely coincidental.  Comment below if you've read tfios.

And I'm going to call this book MMTATAB because it's easier to type.  Just saying.

I love you all!  XOX~ Victoria

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 "Finished!" I exclaim after finally putting away all the clothes that I bought earlier.  I close my eyes for a few minutes and soon feel myself being shaken.

"Dinner time!" Noah's voice says.

"Knock much?" I ask sarcastically.

"Be awake, much?"

"I was awake you moron!  Get out of my room!  I'll be down in a minute." I say and kick him out of the room, slamming the door shut behind him.  I lean back against the door and sigh.  Boys.  They don't respect privacy.

Getting a sudden inspiration, I grab my notebook out of the desk along with a pen and write down:

#1.  Boys never respect privacy

Smiling, I put the book on top of my desk and walk to the dining room.

"Hello!" I say to the many people in the room, who appeared to be all the teens and Ben.  Poor kid, probably got trampled.

The boys all scramble to sit down and when they are, they smile nicely at me.

"Hi, Grace!" They all chorus.

"If only I could make them do this." Lilly sighs and makes her way into the dining room and placing tray after tray of food on the table.

"Grace, do the honors.  Don't let them touch it till I come back." She smiles and stalks off towards the kitchen.

"Boys!  Sit back down right now!"

"Or what?"

"Or... I'll come home with a guy who has tattoo's and piercings and kiss him in front of you!" I threaten.  They all sit back down warily.  Soon Hazel walks in.

"Wow, Grace, I never pictured you with a guy like that." She says and sits down in one of the empty chairs.  Which happens to be on the other side of the table from the other 2 vacant ones.

"Way to single us out, morons."

"Our pleasure.  Grace, you can sit next to me if you want?" Noah asks.  I consider, then decline.

"No thanks, I'd rather sit with my best bud!  Which means one of you two," I point at the boys beside Ben. "Need to move." I finish.

"Make us." Logan and Alex say at the same time.  I shrug and walk to them, deciding to humiliate Logan because he's older.  I quickly lift the back of the chair so he falls to the ground and happily take his place.

"I just did." I grin and he stands up and brushes himself off.

"Logan.  You just got knocked over by a girl!" Alex yells.

"You could be on the floor too, if you want?" I offer.  He quickly shakes his head.

"That's what I thought." I state, causing all the other boys to laugh.

"Oh! Good job Grace!" Lilly congratulates me while Liam trudges into the room behind her.

"Thank you, I try." I do a mini-bow, and a scowling Logan takes one of the available seats.

Lilly lifts the covers off the food.

"Tonight's meal is fettuccini alfredo with a side of- cow?" I say as she lifts the last one.

"What do you mean, dear?  This is corn, not cow."

"No, but there's a real cow behind you."

"What?!" She spins around.  The boys all snicker but try to mask it so to not have Lilly punish them.  Unfortunately, Elijah fell to the ground clutching his side and laughing loudly.  The boys groan and attempt an escape, but Lilly sees them.

"Sit back down this instant!" They oblige grudgingly and take their seats.

"Which one of you put a cow in my dining room?!"

Everyone points at Cole and he shrugs.

"Why?  Did you not understand something?  Because I'm pretty sure it's common sense to not  bring a cow in here!" Lilly fumes.

"Yolo." He says.

"You!  Agh!  You are in so much trouble!"

"We're still young so whatever."

"By the time you can get out of this house you won't be!"

"I've got ways."

"Oh, really?  Grace, I hate to do this to you, but you're more mature then all of these boys and I'm pretty sure Hazel will let him go- no offense- so I need you to be with him 24/7.  Except during class, but during lunch and before/after school you will be with him.  And... you may need to stay in the same room as him." She whispers the last part.

"Why do I have to sleep with him?" The boys laugh.  "Not in that context, weirdo's." I clarify.

"It's just that he might sneak out." Said Lilly.

"But... how do you trust a teenage boy in the same room as me at night?" I ask.

"They may be boys, but they have... standards, I suppose you can call them.  They would never take advantage of a girl."

I think for a moment before nodding.

"Alright."

"Good!  Now, someone get rid of this cow before I make you all homeless!" She says angrily and faces the cow that had begun eating one of the platters.

"Not the cake!" Brandon yells.  He pulls the cow out the door in 5 minutes flat.

"Good job!"

"Let's eat!" Lilly declares.