Welcome!
Attention, ATTENTION PLEASE! If I may now begin: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE DUMBEST AND MOST AMAZINGLY IDIOTIC BOOK YOU WILL EVER READ. This is my story, the story of MEHH. In this story of MEHH I will tell you about my insane life and how I manage to get through it without killing myself or others. This book is inappropriate to any age above 10, and before we get to the main story, there are a few rules:
NUMBER ONE: Do not judge thou who are in this book.
NUMBER TWO: If you don't like it yet, you suck.
AND NUMBER THREE: If at anytime while reading this book your phone rings, answer it and say "Thy son of Lord Fredrico the Third orders you to make him some broccoli so that his brain will grow more tree-like." Then hang up like a boss and say it over and over again if they keep calling you.
Now that the rules are strictly laid out, I will tell you more about this story about MEHH. The main character (MEHH) is a teenager to which few know his real name. All people actually know about him is that he is a complete idiot. He has never fallen in love and never will, or so he thinks. Him and his best friend, Corn, are determined to reach their goals in becoming famous.
Now child, read on as you experience the story that will change the way you think and give you mental issues for the rest of your life.
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Idiots At War
RandomThis is the story of two teenage idiots who spend their days being dumb and trying to impress girls.
